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Sunday, September 07, 2008

Moving Day Here at The Bimbo

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Thursday, September 04, 2008

Everything That's Wrong with the Korean Internet

And all in one relatively concise Korea Times article. Sarcastic comments in Italics:
The unveiling of 'Chrome,' Google's new Web browser, is one of the biggest stories to come out of the computer industry in years.
In Korea, the self-proclaimed capital of the digital world, however, the highly anticipated debut of Google¡¯s latest product was met with relative indifference.
Self Proclaimed! Ha!
The beta version of Chrome, revealed Wednesday, certainly had a good share of innovations, such as its impressive quickness in loading pages and the independent functioning of tabs, which allows the browser to run when even one of the tabs crashes.
And it even works offline, making it a serious contender to challenge the dominance of Microsoft and its Internet Explorer browser.
However, all of this doesn¡¯t matter much to Korean Internet users, who are so accustomed to IE, which comes packed and ready on their Window-based computers.
Most Korean Internet sites are reliant on Active -X , a program used to install software components on Web pages to enable particular functions, which can run on IE only.
This means that users of Chrome, or any other non-Microsoft browser like Firefox, would experience trouble logging in to email accounts, be prevented from online transactions like banking and credit-card purchases, and even stopped from downloading officials documents on the country's egovernment site, www.egov.go.kr, which only functions on IE.
Aaaaaaah!
When tested on popular portals such as Naver www.naver.com or Daum www.daum.net, Chrome was quick to load the main pages. However, the log-in security programs on the sties, which are installed through Active - X, didn¡¯t function.
Double Aaaaaah!

The sites of major Korean banks such as Kookmin and Woori didn¡¯t function normally on Chrome either. Accessing the e government site with the Google browser and the user is left with a message declaring 'install control for Macintosh user.'
Fucking typical!

However, Google is not intending to miss out on the Korean market and said it is planning to make Active - X operate on Chrome for a designated number of Korean sties.
Don't Encourage them!
The company is currently making a white list of major Korean sites that would be accessible on Chrome despite their reliance on Active - X, although that would certainly raise some eyebrows among supporters of the open-source movement.
Someone obviously doesn't understand Open Source...indeed, Google says you are more than welcome to tinker with the code. Doing so to make it possible to do my fucking online banking would be a welcome addition to the programme.

'We don¡¯t intend to make Chrome inconvenient to Korean Internet users,' said Lois Kim, head of corporate communications and public affairs at Google Korea.
No! Make it inconvenient, then someone might actually get the point and dump Active - X because users are pissed off!

According to industry estimates, about 95 percent of Korean Internet sites are reliant on Active - X, which puts them in an awkward situation as Microsoft is moving to phase out the program over security concerns.
See - even Microsoft admits Active - X is shit.

As a result, Korean Internet users bite their fingernails whenever Microsoft releases a new product.
Bite their fingernails? Shit! I almost chucked my monitor out the window yesterday!
The release of Windows Vista, Microsoft's latest computer operating system, caused a massive disruption last year when Active - X programs used by online shopping malls and Internet banking sites didn't function properly. It took Microsoft and other companies nearly two months to adjust the problem.
You would have thought that might have been a clue - no?
Another worry is that Microsoft will reduce its support of Active - X in the soon-to-be released IE8, the latest version of its Internet browser.
Again, Microsoft gets half a clue. Shit! No one in Korea even uses IE 7 - they all still use IE 6 for God's sake!
ActiveX controls require full access to the Windows operating system,
which is why they are shit
which represents a serious security risk as malicious Web sites can direct the browser to download files that compromises the user's control of the computer.
Like spastic and ultimately useless "personal firewalls" and "Anti-keyboard logger" programmes from Ahn Labs and Hanabank that make (XP at any rate) into an unstable flying shit pile. (My computer blue screened twice today!?)

Die Active - X Die!

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Ozzy Ozzy Ozzy!

I firmed up my claim to Australian citezenship this afternoon after the silly buggers in Canberra decided to give me an Australian passport!
not too sure it was a smart decision on my part given a certain record breaking loss by the Wallabies to South Africa. And then of course, theres Andrew Symonds' fishing trip.

Monday, September 01, 2008

Fear not, dear reader. I just needed somewhere convenient to put this.

1.Using the list of sound spelling correspondences in Appendix 1 of Teaching Reading and Writing, analyze the relative regularity of these five words ? price, number, between, help, access.

Regularity refers to how often there is a correspondence between the spelling and the sound (pronunciation) of a word. English spelling is difficult. Although there are many rules, there are also many irregularities and decision points where competing rules need to be chosen (Nation 2005 : 16)
Overall there are a number of points of regularity in the words price, number, between, help, and access. The final e in price turning the c into /s/, (AC3) is frequent enough so as to be taught as a general rule rather than an exception, likewise the double c in access with the first c being /k/ (AC2) and the second also /s/.
Difficulty arises with the word number and to whether the last ~er in the final position is AV12 /?/ in the Received pronunciation or CV9 /?:/ in (the rhotic) General American English.

2. Explain how the different spellings of bath and bathe reflect the different pronunciations. In addition note which correspondences in Appendix 1 of Teaching Reading and Writing apply.

The pronunciation of bathe, as distinct from bath, is dependent on the speaker recognizing the influence of the silent ~e. (Sometimes referred to as the ¡°Magic ~e¡±) on the word. The addition of the silent ~e to bath causes the vowel sound /©¡/ (GA) or /?¢°/ (RP) to become /e?/.

In terms of teaching the spelling difference there are a number of fairly frequent instances of the ¡°Magic ~e¡± that could be taught to learners as a general rule. for example hat ? hate, fat ? fate, rat ? rate etc. (Most do not have the ¡°trap ? bath¡± split (Wells 1982 : 100) apparent in the bath / bathe example above which will need to be pointed out to learners as a further distinction).Table 1. below notes the spelling correspondences between bath and bathe as described in appendix 1 of Teaching Reading and Writing. Nation (2005)

Table 1. Spelling correspondences bath Vs. bathe


3.Briefly comment on five different kinds of item in the Limestone text in the set readings booklet that you could draw attention to in intensive reading....

Intensive reading involves the detailed reading of texts with the two goals of understanding the text and learning language features.... Typically the text chosen for intensive reading is one that learners would have difficulty in reading unassisted. (Nation 2004 : 20)Table 1. below looks at five items that could be focused on in the text Limestone in an intensive reading exercise. It describes the reason for the focus, possible strategies for the classroom and the value of the focus in learners' future learning.


1 Nation (2005:23)
2 The last portion of the text (p.19) could be used to set context though requires some preparation. Borrowing limestone samples from geography teaching colleagues and passing them around amongst learners is simple to do and makes the reading immediately relevant, engaging learners in the reading from the very beginning
3 Ibid.

4. Suggest two practical ways you can ensure learners are reading at the appropriate level in an extensive reading scheme, and suggest two ways a teacher can monitor learners' reading without compromising the sixth of the Day and Bamford (2002) principles.

Teachers can ensure that their learners are reading at the appropriate level in a number of
ways.

Firstly it is necessary to know the learner's present vocabulary level. For learners at the elementary, pre- and intermediate levels it is essential that they read graded readers that have been specifically prepared for learners of English (Nation 2001 : 2). This is because extensive reading, according to Hu and Nation (cited in Ibid.), can only occur if 95 ? 98% of running words in the text are already familiar to the learner. Teachers should thus choose materials suited to learner's vocabulary. This could be monitored by keeping a ¡°Running Record¡± of learners' reading, perhaps at each graded reader level. Running Records could be administered prior to moving to a higher level (or moving to a higher level might be dependent on the running record result). In this author's experience running records have been used to motivate learners to improve vocabulary through reading. The second measure of level appropriateness is perhaps more anecdotal, but might be argued as valid by a number of teachers. Teachers, by-in-large, know their students, their students' habits and backgrounds. It would seem quite obvious that if a student is having difficulty with a series of texts at a given level, for whatever reason, then they are not reading at the appropriate level for an extensive reading programme.
A good way to monitor and combat this sort of difficulty would be to make sure learners read a large number of texts at one level before progressing to the next. Nation suggests learners should both read at least one book a week, allowing unknown vocabulary to be repeated before the immediately previous occurrence is forgotten, (2001 : 6) and that learners should have finished at least five texts at a level before moving on, providing a chance for most of the vocabulary introduced at that level to actually occur. (Ibid.)

Bibliography
Day, R., and Borman, J. (2002), Top Ten Principles for Teaching Extensive Reading. Reading in a Foreign Language 14, 2

Murdoch, G., (1986) A More Integrated Approach to the Teaching of Reading. English Teaching
Forum 24, 1 : 9 - 15

Nation, I. S. P., (2001) Planning and Running an Extensive Reading Program. NUCB Journal of
Language, Culture and Communication 3, 1 : 1 - 8

Nation, I. S. P., (2004) Vocabulary Learning and Intensive Reading. EA Journal 21, 2 : 20 - 29

Nation, I. S. P., (2005) Teaching Reading and Writing,

Palmer, D., (1982) Information Transfer for Listening and Reading. English Teaching Forum 20 1 : 29 - 33

Wells, J., (1982) Accents of English, Vol. 1, Cambridge, Cambridge University Press.

Maguiness, J., 1996, Limestone, School Journal pt. 2 no. 3, 1996


Saturday, August 30, 2008

Unfortunate Olympian Names #1

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Thursday, August 28, 2008

TV Gods

Bloggers Michael H. of Metropolitician fame and friend of The Bimbo, Joe McP. from Zen Kimchi and The Seoul Podcast feature in the opening segment of this week's Korea Now (Aug. 27) on Arirang TV. Go. Now. Watch. (Requires registration).

In a related note, and for reasons that will become apparent shortly, go and join The Seoul Podcast MyFace Facebook Group and take The Seoul Podcast survey.
Did I mention The Seoul Podcast!?

Updates

One Free Korea has interesting updates on firstly The Spy, and secondly the Communist Prof. Go. Now. Read.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

A Bit of A Worry

I'm always keen for a bit of international espionage (along with heists). So it was with some interest that I saw the Twitter go mental with reports of a North Korean spy posing as a defector and then sleeping with Army captains to obtain classified information.
Goodtimes!
This is the stuff movies are made of. And ya know...whattaya gonna do. The two Koreas are after all still technically at war, and it's not the first time North Korean spies have been found in the South.
Ho-hum.
It's just that this comes amongst a couple of other things that I have been hearing and reading around the place. The first is something of a backlash over what people have been constantly referring to as "The last decade of left wing (mis)rule" here in South Korea.
Being sufficiently long in the tooth to have experienced at least half of that decade I thought things went reasonably well. Indeed the current financial mess fiscal down-turn has only occurred since the current right wing administration took office. By way of example, five years ago I got close to NZD$1700 for the million Won I sent home. Now I get closer to NZD$1200. (Well at least I would if I sent money home anymore.)
But I'll call a down turn a down turn. Korea, like any country that is an exporter of shit people want will weather the current "crisis" with annual growth around 2% and a weak currency. (Not so good for going on holiday, but super awesome for exporters. See above.)
Yes. Amongst other things I am an armchair economist.
What scared me shitless What I found a bit of a worry earlier this evening was this story from The Korea Times detailing the arrest and questioning of Yonsei University Economics Professor Oh Se Cheol.
And why the arrest? Well you'd be forgiven for thinking he had plagiarised a paper or faked his credentials, but no. Oh was arrested for denouncing capitalism, an offense under the National Security law.
Let me say that another way.
An academic was arrested for saying that they disagreed with a certain academic theory.
Let me say that another way.
The dude was arrested for pretty much doing his job.
The Seoul Metropolitan Police Agency said Wednesday it had arrested Oh Se-cheol, honorary professor at Yonsei University, and seven other Socialist Workers League of Korea members on Tuesday. The eight are now being questioned in Ogin-dong, central Seoul, over whether they have criticized capitalism and praised socialism as well as other acts considered benefiting the enemy - the North Korea.
No that's not me being a smart ass, The Korea Times called it The North Korea
Hahahahahaha! Too funny!
What's not funny is arresting academics. Even if they are members of some ridiculous Socialist Workers group. (You know who they are if you went to ANY university in the Western World.)
Arresting University professors is not cool.

NOT COOL!

Even more scary, the invocation of South Korea's problematic adolescence
Some are worrying whether these new moves will bring back the 'public security' era when police used excessive force against people under the name of 'keeping the peace' in the authoritarian era of the 1970s and 1980s.
Scary. And adding to my worry it seems that Prof. Oh is something of an ANTI-North Korean academic.
[sic]academia and others are criticizing the police's moves since Oh is well known for denouncing North Korea. Roh Hoe-chan of the minor New Progressive Party said, 'Oh and his groups constantly said the North has been polluted with other ideas in socialism, which all socialists should "refrain from following". Shouldn't the group be defined as anti - North Korean?'
You'd think so. In addition
'Oh criticized capitalism even under the military junta in the 1970s but was never prosecuted for violating the law. I do not understand the government's ethics on the issue,' Prof. Han Sang-hee of Konkuk University said calling for the government's respect on a variety of social ideas.
And I'm thinking if Prof. Oh got away with this kinda shit under Messrs. Park and Chun, then the current administration shouldn't have that much of an issue with it. (cf. reference to security era in the first quote above.)
(Rare) Kudos to The Korea Times for chucking the spy thing into the last paragraph, where it belongs, in the face of this academic being shut down for doing what academic types do.
In actual fact, I put to you this: The nutters had a go at bringing down Lee Myung Bak and didn't win. Perhaps the thinkers - like Profs. Oh and Han, and this lot - might have more success?



Robocop Goes To China

You have 5 seconds to comply....

A law enforcement officer displays body armor with reinforced protection for the arm and a gun that shoots out a net for use in catching dogs during a ceremony to highlight laws for keeping pets in Zhengzhou, central China's Henan province, Saturday, Oct. 27, 2007. In the past years, many local authorities in China have ordered mass dog killings to control the spread of rabies, blamed for more than 3,000 deaths last year in China. (AP Photo/EyePress)
(Via The Slug)

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Explains a Few Things

My humble abode is situated on the 7th floor of a very pleasant officetel in Gangnam. Such as it is, one often hears people coming and going at all hours of the day and night. Korea Beat explains why that might be:

Officetel Prostitution Flourishing in Seoul

Unintended effects from the Special Law on Prostitution continue to multiply. One Weekly Chosun writer decided to check out a new one for himself.

It is August 19th at 8 pm in officetel A near Seollung Station, on line 2 of the Seoul Subway. It is a mixed-use officetel just over 70 meters from Teheran Street. I've come here after calling a broker for 'officetel prostitution' whose contact information I found on an adult website.

I arrived at the officetel and called the broker again. The broker said, 'right now I only have two girls. One is 168 centimeters tall and size 55, the other is 160 centimeters and size 44, so choose one of them.'

After negotiations the broker said, 'take the elevator to the 11th floor.' I arrived at the 11th floor and after giving my money to a woman who looked to be in about her mid-thirties she said, 'go to room xx'. All of the regular rooms on the 11th floor are residences. The room the broker sent me to was 59.5m sq (18 pyeong), just a totally normal one-room apartment. There was a bed for two, desk, sofa, TV, refrigerator, and washing machine - and waiting for me, a woman in her twenties.

A new species of prostitution, 'officetel prostitution', is rapidly increasing at officetels in the downtown shopping and business districts of Seoul. Prostitution deals are flourishing in the offices and apartments of officetels near Gangnam Station and the Yeoksam, Seollung, Apgujeong, and Nonhyeon-dong neighborhoods north of the Han River. Johns learn about it through adult websites on the internet or through printed flyers. After the passage of the 'Special Law on Prostitution' in 2004 the number of brothels in red-light districts declined, but prostitution has changed into more sophisticated, hidden forms.

Ms. Kang, the 25-year old I met at officetel A, said, 'this room was rented by the 'section chief' (meaning the broker). since I communicate with the section chief directly, I don¡¯t know how many other girls there are.'

According to the police and prostitution workers, brokers specializing in officetel prostitution often have 40 to 50 girls working for them. But they always communicate 'one on one', so it is difficult to know for certain.

Officetel prostution is flourishing because customers can come and go as naturally as if it were their own apartment or office. Ms. Kang, the prostitute, said, 'since they aren¡¯t seen by strangers a lot of people come even during the day.'

In fact officetel prostition appears to be in boom times. At one famous adult internet site there are tens of ads from brokers for officetel prostitution. In one forum on the site, members can even make a reservation for the next day after looking at the women¡¯s profiles.

On the 19th I called 12 brokers whose information I got from the site and all but one said, 'please wait a moment while I check if there are reservations tomorrow night.' Then they would say, 'call tomorrow' and hang up.

Police appear helpless to stop this form of prostitution. An investigator with the Gangnam Police Department said, 'the brokers and the prostitutes have things arranged in a way that makes it difficult to uncover them. Officetels are set up with individual apartments and offices so we are not allowed to just to go opening doors even if it¡¯s to investigate.'

This appears to be the physical result of the 2004 'Special Law on Prostitution¡±' At the time there were an estimated 1696 red-light districts nationwide employing 5717 women as prostitutes. After the passage of the Law, police cracked down so that in September of 2007 there were 995 red-light districts employing 2508 prostitutes. So compared to before the Law was passed, there are 700 fewer red-light districts and half as many women working in them. The famous red-light districts Seoul 588, Busan Wanweol-dong, and Daegu Jagalmadang have nearly vanished.

But the number of people arrested for prostition continues to increase, from 12737 in 2003 to 29236 in 2007. Because of the Special Law and police crackdowns the number of red-light districts has decreased but hidden, unorthodox forms of prostitution are going on as before. This is the 'balloon effect' of crackdowns on prostitution - push it here, it moves over there, and nothing really changes.

The citizens organization Support Center for Victims of Sex Trafficking which helps victims of prostition to support themselves, said, 'with the Special Law and strengthened enforcement by police, prostitution has changed from being located in buildings, as if it were a business, to moving around and relying on the internet. To deal with this new species of prostitution the communications law should be updated and increased investigations carried out on the internet.'

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See. Them Kowis Are All Good

Danny Lee, Korean by birth, but definately a New Zealander when it comes to golf. Lee became the youngest player to win The US Amateur Championship yesterday, replacing Tiger Woods in the record books.
And he really wants to be a New Zealander.
Lee had been listed as a Korean in a professional tournament in his native land two years ago but [sic] that was down to the tournament organisers and Lee was upset by it.
The New Zealand Herald has coverage here, including a photo of a very happy Lee with a New Zealand flag, and the Radio New Zealand interview is here. (Mp3 3'10")

Monday, August 25, 2008

Auckland University Alumni Thing in Seoul

For those of you who attended the prestigeous University of Auckland (Ranked 49th in the world by The Times Educational Supplement - one above Korea University) there is a bit of a thing at the New Zealand residence in Yongsan. (And oooooh! Free canap?s!):

The Vice-Chancellor, Professor Stuart McCutcheon, has pleasure inviting you to join us at our Seoul Alumni and Friends Reception as we celebrate 125 years of excellence.
Date

Monday 13 October

Time

7.00pm ? 9.30pm

Venue

New Zealand Residence
1-33 Dongbinggo-dong, Yongsan-gu
Seoul
Republic of Korea

Alumni Speaker

Associate Professor Manying Ip

Cost

There is no cost to attend this event.
Drinks and canap?s will be provided.

Dress Code

Smart Casual

RSVP

To www.alumni.auckland.ac.nz/rsvp
By 30 September 2008

Queries

To Sunita Harenburg, Events Co-ordinator
Email: alumni-events@auckland.ac.nz or
Phone: +64 9 373 7599 ext. 88800


Eating Marmite and Kimchi: Being Korean New Zealanders

Associate Professor Manying Ip from The University of Auckland School of Asian Studies will share her passion about the importance of national identity, the tension between nationalism and globalisation, and the diversity as a strength.

Manying will also trace the profile of the Korean community with emphasis on the cultural adaptation of Korean New Zealanders. Who is entitled to be called a New Zealander? And can New Zealand get racial harmony and diversity right?

Manying came to New Zealand in 1974 from Hong Kong where her family lived for five generations. With her strong classical Chinese education at home and colonial English education at school, she grew up sharply aware of the challenges of being cross-cultural.


Monday Mystery Theatre

Kim Jong Il - Dead!?
Is Kim Jong Il dead? Yes, North Korea¡¯s ¡°Dear Leader¡± is no more, having passed away in the fall of 2003, writes Waseda University professor Toshimitsu Shigemura in Shukan Gendai (Aug 23-30).

A one-time Mainichi Shimbun journalist posted in Seoul, Shigemura is introduced by the magazine as a leading authority on the Korean Peninsula. His latest book, released this month, is titled ¡°The True Character of Kim Jong Il.¡±
If true, the implications are potentially vast. Among them: former Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi¡¯s summit partner during one or both of his landmark visits to Pyongyang in 2002 and 2004 was not Kim himself but a dummy?the stand-in Shigemura claims has been fooling the world for at least five years.
A dictator having one or multiple doubles is a familiar notion since Iraq¡¯s Saddam Hussein was shown to have deployed them. But Saddam was alive at the time. Kim, in Shigemura¡¯s scenario, was not manipulating a look-alike; he was replaced by one.
Of course it¡¯s fantastic?but in North Korea, says Shigemura, fantasy and reality are not mutually exclusive. ¡°Japanese common sense cannot take the measure of North Korea¡¯s uniqueness,¡± he writes. ¡°For example: Kim came to Tokyo six times in the 1980s.¡±
Then as now, North Korea and Japan had no diplomatic ties. Kim, then heir to the throne under his father, ¡°Great Leader¡± Kim Il Sung, apparently traveled incognito by ship. His purpose: to take in the magic shows staged by magician Hikita Tenko at the upscale Cordon Bleu show pub in Akasaka.
Shigemura cites as sources (without naming them) several people close to Kim¡¯s family. He hears from them that Kim¡¯s diabetes took a turn for the worse early in 2000. From then until his supposed death three and a half years later he was confined to a wheelchair.
Was the flurry of diplomatic activity in which the world saw Kim engaged during those years mere sleight of hand? The ¡°hermit kingdom¡± seemed all of a sudden to grow remarkably outgoing. In June 2000 Kim hosted the historic summit with South Korean President Kim Dae Jung. The following month, he received Russian President Vladimir Putin. In October his guest was U.S. Secretary of State Madeleine Albright. In January 2001 he visited China; in August, Russia. In September 2002 there occurred the first summit with Koizumi, culminating in Kim¡¯s admission, after decades of denial from Pyongyang, that North Korean agents had kidnapped Japanese nationals. August 2003 saw the launch of the Six Party talks aimed at North Korea¡¯s nuclear disarmament.
¡°Then suddenly,¡± writes Shigemura in Shukan Gendai, ¡°the pace slows.¡±
The second Kim-Koizumi summit, in 2004, lasted all of 90 minutes. Scheduled meetings with other foreign dignitaries were abruptly canceled. Kim¡¯s retreat from the public eye was almost total. State television in October 2003 showed him touring a collective farm, but mention of the date of the visit was conspicuously absent.

Kim¡¯s family, meanwhile, was in a state of upheaval. His wife died?of breast cancer, said official reports; assassinated, according to persistent rumors. His favorite sister, a high-ranking Communist Party official, suddenly moved to Paris. Her husband lost his post. Clearly something was afoot.
In the spring of 2006, says Shigemura, American spy satellites succeeded in photographing Kim. An analysis of the photographs led to an astonishing conclusion: Kim had grown 2.5 cm!
¡°Recently,¡± Shigemura proceeds, ¡°someone who was in contact with a Kim family member told me he heard the family member say, ¡®There¡¯s been a promise not to decide on Kim¡¯s successor so long as the current shogun is alive.¡¯¡±
¡°¡®Shogun¡¯ was Kim¡¯s nickname,¡± Shigemura explains ¡°If Kim were alive, the family member would simply have said, ¡®the shogun¡¯?not ¡®the current shogun.¡¯ The stress on ¡®current¡¯ seems to suggest that the person in question is someone other than Kim Jong Il.¡±
Shukan Gendai asks a government official who helped plan Koizumi¡¯s Pyongyang visits what he thinks of all this. His reply:
¡°Rumors of a dummy Kim began circulating after the summit. Some of us said we should have Kim¡¯s voice prints analyzed. But if we did that and proved the prime minister had been conferring with a double, it could have destroyed the Koizumi administration. So we didn¡¯t proceed.¡±

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

One could write forever about the things that people (ex-pats) hate about Korea. By contrast one enjoys hating on said complaining Canadians Americans ex-pats as whining ethnocentric maggots. It's not often that I find something worth complaining about, and I have come to the realisation that my little quandary here is not that I am suffering from cultural difference, but rather a modicum of assimilation....
So on Sunday I felt like a steak, and I also felt like a bit of SK (No luck there, but I'm working on it.) So SK and I headed to that bastion of all things faux-Aussie, The Outback Steakhouse. Now I would assume that Outback has a lot of foreign clientele in Korea, hence the relative high level of English amongst the wait-staff and the English menus.
But God dammit! I'm in Korea so I want to speak (my quite passable) Korean. Plus God Dammit! I'm a male in Korea and I want to be paid the reverence courtesy that my gender deserves gets here in Korea! Alas the wait-person who took our order completely ignored me, despite my ordering in flawless Korean, instead favouring my (female!!!!!) Korean counterpart. Even when I correctly interjected into the little Korea-fest going on across the table from me, as to what side dishes I wanted, it was if I wasn't really there! (And it's not like you can miss the portly, bespectacled figure shouting Korean at you less than a foot away!)
Plus plus God Dammit! None of this looks good when you're trying to impress a girl!
I would like to put this down to the wait-person going for the path of least Resistance in an effort to accurately take our order, but I've managed to feed myself at Outback on numerous solo missions.
(And there 's a whole bunch of stuff I could say it was or allude to here, but that would be complaining.)
I dunno. I guess it's just another one of those wacky moments that keep you on your toes here in The Republic. Suffice to say that I'm one of the good foreign devils over here to teach English (and take all your money / women), it's just sometimes it feels like y'all (Korea / Koreans) are members of a really cool club that won't let me join, even though I do everything you ask of me (and get together the paper work and have a dirty foreigner HIV test).
Still, the Sirloin was fantastic. (Even if half of it had to be put in a doggie bag for breakfast the next day. cf. below).

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Kowiana

Radio New Zealand's Asia Report looks at the recent "Kimchi and Marmite" Conference discussing what it is to be a Korean - New Zealander.
Mp3 here . (10'58")
Worth a listen.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Ill, Pain etc.

Living alone is far superior to any other living arrangement ever. I am king of my domain, what I say in my house goes, and yes I occasionally do the housework in less than my pajamas. Because I can!
But ever so occasionally a week like the last comes along and it would be handy to have someone else around, if not to just check you're still alive. I alluded previously to the poor state of health I experienced last weekend. I went out drinking on Saturday night to celebrate the Deskbuddy's birthday. The slight twinge at the back of the throat that greeted me on Sunday afternoon I just put down to said drinking, but by Sunday evening, the dull throbbing on the side of my neck, the lower back pain, the nausea, the shallow breathing and the tear inducing pain when I tried to turn my head pointed to something else.
Not deterred, and with classes the next morning I went to bed with the hope that it would all pass and I would be fine.
Yeah, good one.
I struggled through both Monday and Tuesday like this, the symptoms getting more and more painful. Go to work for 9am class. Finish at 12. Be at home and back in bed by 1pm. Finally on Wednesday I managed to haul myself to a doctor - not my usual, rather the closest, a gruff old man who speaks no English whatsoever, but in whom I blindly placed my faith in through a haze of fever and upon sighting his Korea University degree. (Go the Tigers!)
The fistfulls of drugs he prescribed after I forlornly pointed to every spot on my body that was racked by pain took a while to do the trick, Thursday was just as horrible, but by Friday - a public holiday and thus free from classes - there was a bit of an upswing in how I was feeling. Finally having gobbled down all the medication I was given by Saturday night I was feeling a little better. At least I was able to stand up without bawling like a little child.
Last night I was finally feeling up to leaving the house for the first time in 3 days and had a spot of dinner with SK (aren't we getting on together swell at the moment!?). Nothing too adventurous, and indeed the first meal in a week was far too big and had to be put into a doggie bag and had for breakfast this morning. Today I managed to get through the morning's classes without too much hassle, finally got some homework done after a hiatus of 3 weeks, and am back at home without really needing to go to bed. (Though a little nap later in the afternoon might be in order). The lungs are still filled with crap and I think that has something to do with the lower back and shoulder pain I am experiencing.
But I'm alive.
Just.

Friday, August 15, 2008

I'm Alive

Just.

After two days of some pretty intense (and mind bending) drugs I woke this morning able to:
1)breathe
2)not collapse in a whimpering heap in an attempt to get liquid from the fridge
3)move my head horizontally more than 15 degrees in either direction.

However I'm far from 100%. Will spend Liberation day continuing to rest and hopefully will be back on board for the coming week.

Monday, August 11, 2008

Best Olympic Promo...Ever!

Courtesy of the BBC

(Via Hard News)

In other news: Leave me alone, I'm sick.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

Choi Min Ho - Korea's First Gold

No embedding of You Tube Olympic Content so here is the link of Min Ho quite literally giving Ludwig Paischar of Austria the smack down in the final of the Under 60kg Judo.

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

What a Day for The Chosun... Ilbo

Good news to end the day, this time with The Chosun Bimbo Ilbo reporting from Beijing.
(Via Korea Beat)

'W' In Da Hizzle

En route to the Olympic Games on Friday, The Pres stopped off in Korea. Jon Stewart reports:

Good News To Start The Day

Beer at the Chosun Bimbo Ilbo


Tuesday, August 05, 2008

No Pain....

So back from 2 weeks of 3 course breakfasts and dinners that never seemed to end I am on a mission to reduce my rather rotund self to something a little more portly.
To aid me in this quest I have undertaken a rather strict diet that means no more chocolate goodies, no more booze (Although I'm sure Vodka doesn't count) and keeping a good eye on my caloric intake.
In addition I bought a new pair of...ahem...running shoes from Nike, and the iPod/Nike+ wireless adapter thingie that keeps track of how far I...ahem...run. (OK, OK, nothing much more than a slow jog / brisk walk thus far). The advantage of the iPod/Nike+ system is that one can see one's progress against a proposed training regime or towards a predefined goal. (My own goal being walk/jog/run 50km this month). on the iPod end a voice comes in over the song playing to tell you distance, time or calories burned.

In addition I have been plotting my routes on Google Maps. It's unfortunate that unlike other large cities in Asia, Seoul doesn't have street maps on Google, just satellite images, but it suffices. (Hell even Penang has a map view!) So far I have completed just under 8km over two days and two routes:

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The routes marked in red and yellow respectively. There are a couple of goals too, for good measure. I would like to get to the Poi intersection in under 60 minutes and do a 6km return journey to COEX (although there is a large portion of that going up hill.)
Stay tuned for updates periodically.

Monday, August 04, 2008

Since I can't have an iPhone....



Sunday, August 03, 2008

Still the King

And to mark my return to Korea Blogland, a little shit stirring on my part - I am still number one a month later at The Seoul Podcast with 444 downloads.
Yeah boy!
(Which doesn't excuse you from listening to the other fine programming available from Joe and Jen!)

Petronas Towers, Kuala Lumpur: Photos

Album here:

KL

Penang: Photos and Commentary


The Family at The Botanical Gardens, Penang.


Don't feed the monkeys,


So of course we fed the monkeys


New Facebook profile picture methinks





State Mosque, Penang




Little India, Penang


Butterworth - Penang Bridge, 3rd longest in the world.


Mum and Mark get off the Trishaw for dinner


Dinner at Olio, Batu Ferrenghi, Penang. Lamb Tagine with lashings of Naan bread.



Grandparents on their trishaw ride


Park Royal, Batu Ferrenghi, Penang.



Pauline at the Tropical SPice Garden


Granddad


Nana doesn't look too impressed....





At The Tropical Spice Garden








Penang Butterfly farm



Atop Penang Hill


David Brown's House at the top of Penang Hill


Devonshire Tea - The Aftermath



Saturday, August 02, 2008

Singapore and to Malaysia.

A reasonably pleasant Sunday morning arrived, in spite of my desire for a sleep-in I got up at 8 and pissed around packing and repacking my bags. I think I will have to get a new suitcase as my current one is falling apart under the strain and I dread arriving back in Korea and watching all my belongings come along the baggage carrousel one by one because my bag has imploded.

Checking out at lunch time I left my bags with the porter at the hotel for the day and pretty much walked the length of Singapore's southern coast - well at least it felt like that, On the map it's all so close together, but in reality it is quite a fair way. Anyway after getting out of the metro station at city hall I snapped a few pics of the Singapore convention centre thingie - you know, the one that looks like a pineapple bikini top.

From there I headed to the Singapore Lion (I'm such a tourist) via City hall, The Supreme Court, and that bastion of Colonial wonderment, The SIngapore Cricket Club. There wasn't a game going (Although it looked like one was going to be played at some stage with the pitch being freshly rolled and stumps being pushed in at either end).
From The Lion, I headed back across the Anderson Bridge and along the Singapore Canal, admiring the art deco of the China Bank building, to the point where Raffles first landed. From there it was off to China Town via Speakers Corner where, disappointingly, there was no one speaking, only two dudes doing the gardens.







Bearing in mind my disappointing run in Little India I was determined to find something to eat. And Chinatown delivered. Thai Green Curry and a plate of spring rolls, washed down with a bottle of Tiger beer.
Nice








By this time it was getting latish, but there was no need to rush entirely, so on my way back to the hotel to pick up my bags I stopped in at the Funan Digital Mall for about three quarters of an hour. Not much to report really. Despite the abundance of unlocked 3G phones and a couple of really cheap Eee PCs (Of which I really should have picked one up for Mum at
S$300 odd), there was nothing you couldn't pick up at Yongsan at Seoul.
Interesting nevertheless. Wandering back to the hotel I stopped off at Starbucks for a cooling Frappucino, and resisted the urge to buy a beef pie

I made it to the train station at a little after 7. Little did I know that I would have to put in a patience testing 3 hour wait for the train to leave the platform, the last of which in the train twiddling my thumbs. (No that's not a euphemism). Needless to say I got through Immigration at Woodside and entred Malaysia a little before 12am UCT+8.

Leaving the luggage at the end of my sleeper was the least of the factors preventing anything like a decent sleep. The bed was reasonably comfortable, but with the curtains drawn the heat got trapped in my little compartment very quickly. It seemed as if there was always a coming of going of one person or another past my bunk and I am generally unable to sleep very well on anything moving. All these factors conspired to make a grumpy little Stafford upon arriving at Kuala Lumpur Sentral this morning. Shell shocked (knackered) I spent the first hour outside, cigarette in hand waiting for the place to open up for the day so I could at least get a cup of coffee. I am happy to report that as of 11:30 I have found the Starbucks and have been here since at least 8:30.

I could do with a shower, but did change my shirt en route to KL. Before me lies a couple hundred more kilometers of train travel, a ferry ride, and a taxi ride to get to the Park Royal in Penang. On paper it pits me against the parents who have a similar schedule and dstance to travel, but in reality I fear they will get to the hotel a bit before me and wonder where the hell I am. Anyway, should be good for a laugh.

Monday, July 21, 2008

Taipei and the Flight to Singapore

Arriving late to Taipei I checked in to the Evergreen Transit Hotel at Taipei airport. Fairly simple amenities for the price (NT$2000), but awfully convenient, and kind of strange too. It's somewhat reminiscent of that Tom Hanks movie where the guy is stuck in the transit lounge of some American Airport. It's its own little world in the transit area, shut off from the outside world with only duty free shops stocked with liquor, perfume and cigarettes to look at. Luckily there is a Starbucks next to the Hotel and a Subway Sandwich which ran out of bread just as I came to the counter. So apart from a (average) airline meal, dinner consisted of a Grande Latte and a chocolate chip cookie.

Switching on CNN I learned that there was severe flooding in southern parts of Taiwan and a cyclone warning. However it's effects weren't apparent in the Formosan capital.
I managed to fall asleep quite late, well after midnight, considering I arrived at half nine, but the Gene Hackman / Owen Wilson vehicle "Behind Enemy Lines" was on, and such cinematic classics should not be ignored regardless of where in the world you are.
Adding to the annoyance I was up before my 5:30 wake up call and so had plenty of time to change my shirt, shorts and socks before another Latte and a cranberry scone for breakfast before boarding the flight for Singapore at 10 past 7.
The flight, frankly, was fucked.
Sitting next to me, the most obnoxious Englishman I have ever met. Drunk, (At 7:30 in the morning bear in mind) asking me every five minutes where I was from, what I was doing in Taiwan and where we were going. Highlights of the flight included him stumbling into the emergency exit door to the gasps of many passengers (we were at 30000ft and the door key did fall out of it's holder), standing up and exclaiming that the plane was about to explode and enquiring as to where the parachutes were and other ramblings about his Taiwan gangster connections in between preventing me from doing any of the study I had planned and lashing out and whacking me in the face while he was asleep.
Did I mention that at one stage he thought we had landed and toddled off to the exit with his carry on luggage, and the fact that he was told not once but five times by the EVA flight attendants to turn his phone off. (He himself admitted to being banned from flying on KLM, and having been removed from an EVA flight the previous week. Whether this is actually true is up to some debate, but given his actions today, not too much of a stretch.)
The flight attendants were generally ineffective and at one point asked me if I wanted to change seats, which stupidly I declined, I could have had half the flight in Business class probably, and who continued to ply him with Whisky and cokes despite the hour and his increasing intoxication.
Anyway for the second portion of the flight I plugged in the iPod and feigned sleep for the most part and it was a little more quiet, arriving in Singapore in time for lunch.

Singapore
Singapore has a lot going from it right from the moment you step off the plane. I was able to book and pay for my hotel from the airport, and then get a shuttle inexpensively. (Had to pay cash though, for some reason the credit card was having a bit of a fit, but is OK now.) The first order of business was to pick up my ticket for the train to Kuala Lumpur whch had to be paid for by 4pm. So from The Grand Central, where I'm staying, on Orchard Road, I took a taxi to the KMRT railway station on Kepple Road and picked up said tickets. Then the second (but arguably most important) order of business: Raffles Hotel and a Singapore Gin Sling. People have their own lists of things they would like to do before they die, their very own Bucket Lists if you will, and I'm no different. I am lucky in that I am steadily ticking things off my list and I'm not even 30 years old yet. On my list, alongside "Live in a different country" and "See the Pyramids of Giza" (Both of which have been crossed out) is "Drink a Singapore Gin Sling in the heart of the British Empire: Raffles Hotel, Beach Road, Singapore". And this afternoon at about 1600 Zulu I just did that.

The Gin Sling, originally a women's cocktail (Hence it's girlie pink colour) goes down a treat and I finished mine in about three mouthfuls. As is the rule - anything that goes down that easy will inevitably sneak up on you and kick you in the ass, so I just had the one and moved on.
Other things on my list include getting fucked up in Amsterdam (Stay tuned for Spring vacation next year) and kill a hobo. (No immediate plans for that one.)
It was a short taxi ride from Raffles to Little India where, despite the sudden, intense, but short rain shower I didn't find anything that took my fancy in terms of dinner which was the impetus for going there. The other reason for visiting the Indian quarter was to look at the Sri Veeramakaliamman Temple and the intricate stone work around it's entrance:

Little India is a funny remnant of Singapore's history as a British Colony, and judging by the names (and Stars of David) on various buildings now occupied by Gold merchants, Phone card sellers and Tandoori restaurants, I would say it was once a Jewish enclave.
Despite the intermittent and light rain I walked back to the hotel down Serangoon Road, past Buffalo Road and down Selegie Road back on to Orchard Road. It's funny being back in a Commonwealth country. The number of East Indians is a dead giveaway, but so are a number of familiar (Australian) brands like Harvey Norman, and Spotlight as well as the enormous number of "foreigners", that is to say, people of caucasian decent, mostly speaking English without the grating North American accent attached to it.


Answer me this: Why is it that in Singapore I can buy a prepaid SIM card with 100 minutes on it for SGD$8? and yet in Korea (And New Zealand for that matter) Phones and things are expensive businesses marked with unnecessary expense and restriction?
Just one of the things I noticed wandering around Singapore today.

I had dinner close to the hotel: Wonton Soup, Noodles and Roast Pork in an open air foodcourt for SGD$5.00. Back at the hotel I have just finished watching Australia beat South Africa in a close match in the Tri-Nations (Can't remember the last time I watched a game of Rugby from the start to the finish - will give me something to talk with Mark about tomorrow). I have done some (very) preliminary planning for my first assignment due on Tuesday - will do that on the train to Butterworth on Monday - and am thinking of toddling off to bed shortly as I am buggered having had about 8 hours sleep since Thursday.

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Singapore

Friday, July 18, 2008

Vacation

Don't know what I'll have whilst sailing the Straits of Malacca (Looking for Pirates!?) In terms of an internet connection. I'd like to get some photos up while I'm on vacation. (Saves me from doing it when I get back.) So there may or may not be posts beyond this one in the next week - 10 days. I can't think my grand/parents will be too impressed with me, head stuck in my Macbook, while I'm supposed to be socialising either.
That said, I will be twittering, seeing as SMS messages while roaming only cost me USD$0.15 / message. You can follow The Chosun Bimbo on Twitter here.
All I have to do now is load the iPod up with some podcasts - after all I have a 7 hour train journey on Monday, time when I'll be doing both this weeks (and next weeks) readings and my first assignment which is due in on Tuesday - so much for watching the Malaysian countryside whizzing by. All I can say, is I hope they have a smoking car.
I caught up with Ken in Suwon last night and chowed down on beautiful steamed scallops and various other rich seafoods, (So much so that my poo is a little sloppy this morning) as well as the requisite Soju, Beer and my share of 3 cheap bottles of whiskey. I did manage to get home by midnight though (Had to pack, didn't get much cleaning done though. I have a feeling the dishes are going to reek by the time I get back!) It was good to see im after a hiatus of some 6 months, both of us just way too busy for our own good.
And finally a much deserved welcome back to Andy who will grace these shores once again from Monday - we miss each other in Singapore by something like 4 hours. Good to have you back mate.
Wish me luck. Hopefully I won't get attacked by Pirates or killed by Gurkers.